Grab your four-stringed magic wand, your bestie, and six people you want to punish with the twinkling brilliance of ukulele music in celebrating the sounds of Christmas as the Rocky Mountain Ukulele Orchestra performs Tuesday, December 8 at 7:30 p.m. at the Lakewood Cultural Center. You’ll laugh with them. You’ll laugh at them. This community orchestra will delight and confound you with seasonal favorites, and plenty of totally unrelated melodies haphazardly stitched together by daring souls.Tickets are an affordable $10 to $15 and available for purchase online or at the door, one hour before showtime. 480 S. Allison Pkwy., Lakewood.